Well, Wikipedia terms aside,this was the company which had the terrific fortune of having me,to develop a childhood crush on one of its finest,sleekest timepieces.
|You are being hypnotised by my astounding beauty!|
The year was 2001.I was fearlessly finding my way through the crowd at my uncle’s wedding.I say fearlessly,because it is quite a feat for a 5 year old to navigate through crowds.(I was the 5 year old,not a part of the crowd).After the usual stuff like the wedding,crying,dinner etc was done with, I saw the F-91W on the wrist of one of the guests.And that was the moment,the moment where I decided that this,the F-91W, would be the watch that would accompany me throughout my life. I couldn’t stop gawking at its beauty,its weightlessness and the sense of pride that came with wearing a digital watch.
I was promised that I would get it on my 10th birthday.However,it had become quite obsolete after the period of 5 years. Newer,and better watches had arrived to take its place.Crestfallen (or probably just sad) ,dejected [include all the synonyms you can remember of] I just left all hope of being able to see it again.
And then,2 years ago,I spotted it on an online store.Without hesitation,it was ordered right away.I was the happiest guy on the planet,and the nerdiest too according to my friends,as they simply couldn’t distinguish my watch from the cheap Chinese watches which have been steadily,and shamelessly occupying every store.They,however, didn’t know this timepiece had been subjected to suspicion by the Western world.
It all began when Osama [dust]Bin Laden released one of usual pictures with a beard long enough to double as a muffler.The different thing this time,was he was wearing the F-91W.
|Look at me buddy, I am the bad guy!|